Boston had recently broken his wrist from
"You shouldn't make fun of cripples, Johann."
Boston chimed in. "Yeah, it's not my fault I can't hold a burger."
At this point, Javier mentioned a mutual friend of ours, who we'll call Stitch. "You know who would make fun of cripples? Stitch. We were hanging out with Gradie* and Stitch was being such a jerk to him."
Author's note: Gradie is a friend of mine with
Javier's comment made me curious. "What did Stitch say?"
Javier began to explain. "He was looking right at Gradie and he said 'you know, if I could build my own house, I would install an escalator at the front entrance and watch all the crippled people fall down it.' Gradie just looked at him and flipped him off."
We laughed uproariously, mostly because our collective sense of humor is rather obscene. I excitedly exclaimed "Oh my God, it's like that old man GIF I found during English class that one time!"
Boston asked "What old man GIF?"
"Oh, me and Stitch were in a computer lab for English class sometime last year. I Googled 'funny old people' and found a GIF of this guy falling down an escalator."
Being the high school boys we are, we began discussing all sorts of horrible contraptions that could be used to make handicapped people miserable. It was the carefree, ultra-offensive sort of conversation that only a teenager could ever really appreciate. While Javier was sharing a particularly tasteless tale involving suffering handicapped people, the old man in camouflage quietly rolled by us in his wheelchair.
An old man who, now that we got a good look at him, was missing his left foot.
Boston and I slowly turned our heads towards Javier, who had been the one talking while the old man rolled by. Javier got really quiet, cast his gaze down towards the table, and muttered "I feel awful." Being the good friend I am, I comforted him by saying "Yeah...you really should."
wait, who's Boston? He sounds like he has horrible taste in friends
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